For Izzy Le Roy

Izzy's eyes are brown,
like the colour of poo.
She sometimes dresses up like a clown!
Why? I don't have a clue.

Izzy is never down,
she thinks only happy thoughts,
unless she frowns
which means she is not thinking happy thoughts...

She's been around, that Izzy Le Roy,
places she hasn't been however include:
Japan, Monte Carlo and in a boy
(even though she's always nude)!

I once painted her face,
like a tribal warrior of Brazil.
After that we went to space,
where we met Cruella Deville

Izzy is a good friend of mine,
we discuss fun adventures we will undergo,
whilst drinking fine wine,
and dancing to and fro.

We will grow old together,
eating, laughing, dancing, drinking,
through good and bad weather,
FRIENDS FOREVER!

NOTE: Toaster, fluffy bear, maccaroni, eiffel tower. That is all.

Les Schtroumpfs

video tape my life

Nat - Katherine Hahn (How to lose a guy in 10 days)
Natt - Nikki Reed (Thirteen)
Soph - Alicia Silverstone (Clueless)
Anneliese - Amy Adams (Enchanted)
Erin - Kirsten Bell (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
Tilly - Selma Blair (The sweetest thing)
Nirvana - Parminder Nagra (Bend it like Beckham)
Shorty - Ellen Page (Juno)
Casi - Audrey Tautou (Amelie)
Izzy - Sam Doumit (Hot chick)
Vc - Hannah Murray (Skins)
Mum - Kerry Washington (Ray)

Matt - Peter Dante (Little Nicky)
Paul - Jemaine Clement (Eagle vs. Shark)
Jacob - Seth Green (Austin Powers)
Gardo - David Krumholtz (10 thing I hate about you)
Mkay - Neil Patrick Harris (Harold and Kumar)
Andy - Alan Ruck (Ferris Bueller's day off)
River - Robert Maschio (Scrubs)
Whitney - Nicholas Hoult (About a boy)
Thomas - Mike Epps (How high)
Dad - Jim Broadbent (Bridget Jones' diary)

Suggestions on who would play me are welcome.

toxicity

System of a Down are what, like, my favorite band ever? My one dream in this world is to rock out at one of their concerts but unfortunentally, they broke up some time back.

Although its not the same thing, I could die happily having learnt to play Toxicity on the electric violin, like this group that gives the band justice.

Why did I quit violin?

yahoo! answers

The old saying that "There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers," was clearly coined before Yahoo! decided to give the internet its own unmonitored FAQ.

the bible is shrewd

And God said to Abraham, you will kill your son Isaac.
And Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone.
And God said, oh I'm sorry, is this better, check check, check. Jerry pull out high end, I'm still getting some hiss back here.

hello shitty

I am rubber.
You are glue.
Whatever you say, bounces off me, and sticks onto you.

my over-attentive mother

Mother: Qu'est-ce que tu fait?
Maelle: Going to the toilet...

my life story

Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!

once, as a child...

I think my obsession with Usher started in year 7. His first album came out not much earlier that that, and I guess I just became obsessed with him. I drew pictures of him, cut his face out of magazines (and stuck them in a scrapbook), made designs for t-shirts I planned on making (...and never did) and bought all his albums and even his perfume (which by the way smells like crap; don't buy it). I had hopes and aspirations to marry Usher and become Mrs. M. Raymond. When he got married, not two years ago, I was distraught, even though I knew it was never possible to be with him. I edited pictures of him and other girls and stuck my face on top and even wrote him fan mail.
The only reasonable next step was to go on a website I saw on the advertisement strip on the side of a web page I was looking at, called www.makemebabies.com
I think this is where my obsession ended; when I uploaded photos of both of us to make a baby and realised I never want to have a child with Usher (however impossible it may be).